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Online Watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Streaming Movie Without Downloading After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches...their past. -- (C) Paramount R Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie release on Jan 25, 2013 Wide
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Synopsis
In this spin on the fairy tale, Hansel & Gretel are now bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past.
Cast by
Jeremy Renner,Gemma Arterton,Famke Janssen,Peter Stormare,Ingrid Bolsø Berdal,Thomas Mann
Genres Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : Action & Adventure,Comedy
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Review
A rarely funny spoof that's heavy on bone-crushing and blood-gushing. Stephanie Merry-Washington Post The movie has been sitting on the shelf for a while, and like, say, a house of candy you might find in the woods, it's gotten a bit stale. Keith Staskiewicz-Entertainment Weekly This may be the longest 90 minutes you ever spend in a theater. You've been warned. Peter Travers-Rolling Stone Even if he's slumming, Renner gets it best: his dry delivery fully acknowledges the movie's ridiculousness. If you're planning on entering this fractured fairy tale, you'll want to follow his lead. Elizabeth Weitzman-New York Daily News While the film rarely provokes any strenuous eye-rolling, it also can't drum up even the slightest interest in the fate of its characters, let alone suspense. Andrew Barker-Variety The film isn't funny enough for comedy or scary enough for horror, and the anachronisms are ludicrous. Peter Howell-Toronto Star a stumblebum exercise that explores many tones, skipping over the good as well as the bad, with an uneven script and curiously inert direction Andrea Chase-Killer Movie Reviews ...a comic booky ride, but not enough fun to build a franchise on. Laura Clifford-Reeling Reviews Even skillful actors, such as Jeremy Renner, can't rescue this silly, poorly executed retelling of the classic fable. Emanuel Levy-EmanuelLevy.Com Despite aiming for a deeper character story, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters only succeeds as mindless and bloody entertainment - thin as its fairy tale source material. Ben Kendrick-ScreenRant Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is big, LOUD and stupid. Bruce Kirkland-Jam! Movies For those who care to look past the obvious silliness of the whole affair, there's actually some weird but quality craftsmanship at work. Scott Weinberg-FEARnet It's lowbrow, it knows it, and that makes it a nice, kind of tawdry fun. William Bibbiani-CraveOnline It wants desperately to be on the same level as Sam Raimi's slapstick horror Evil Dead trilogy, but it's nowhere near as fun or clever. Eric Melin-Scene-Stealers.com Recalling the best...and worst, of Sam Raimi's ridiculously fun Evil Dead trequel, Army of Darkness while falling into the traps of most mainstream Hollywood hackwork, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters belies its bungled release history. Bill Gibron-PopMatters By any serious measure, "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" is not a good movie. ... Yet I found this jumbled hodgepodge strangely entertaining. Greg Maki-Star-Democrat (Easton, MD) It's not awful-certainly not as stupid as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. But that's a very low bar to clear. Kurt Loder-Reason Online Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters packs one out-of-left-field surprise, but it arrives during the opening credits, and the delicious twists dissipate as the film trudges along. Sean O'Connell-CinemaBlend.com Playing his film with a constant wink and nod Wirkola spends Hansel & Gretel's running time balanced on a knife's edge and juggling flaming chainsaws while doing it. He never falls although he does frequently stumble quite badly. Joshua Starnes-ComingSoon.net Tommy Wirkola's film suggests A Knight's Tale as penned by Seth MacFarlane. Calum Marsh-Slant Magazine There are precious few surprises in the plot, which follows H&G as they fight and destroy evil witches while wondering if there might not be a few good, Glinda types lurking about. Chris Knight-National Post