 Online Watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Streaming Movie Without Downloading After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches...their past. -- (C) Paramount R Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie release on Jan 25, 2013 Wide | |
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Synopsis |
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Cast by |
Jeremy Renner,Gemma Arterton,Famke Janssen,Peter Stormare,Ingrid Bolsø Berdal,Thomas Mann |
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Genres Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : Action & Adventure,Comedy |
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User Rating for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters movie : 3.7 |
User Percentage For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters movie : 67 % |
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Like Count : 32,345 |
All Critics Ranting For the movie : 4 |
All Critics Count For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 56 |
All Critics Percentage For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 18 % |
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Review |
Wirkola tears through "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" with such giddy abandon, it ends up being splattery fanboy fun. Preposterous, clearly, but fun. Tom Russo-Boston Globe
For all the perspiration in jazzing up an old yarn, there's not a whiff of originality in how Wirkola engages with the perverse pleasures enshrined by the Grimm brothers, two of their era's shrewdest storytellers. Robert Abele-Los Angeles Times
There isn't much swashbuckling chemistry between Mr. Renner and Ms. Arterton, and the script doesn't give them enough of the witty lines that can elevate these types of movies to must-see status ... Neil Genzlinger-New York Times
A rarely funny spoof that's heavy on bone-crushing and blood-gushing. Stephanie Merry-Washington Post
The movie has been sitting on the shelf for a while, and like, say, a house of candy you might find in the woods, it's gotten a bit stale. Keith Staskiewicz-Entertainment Weekly
This may be the longest 90 minutes you ever spend in a theater. You've been warned. Peter Travers-Rolling Stone
What's next, 'The Old Woman who lives in the Shoe - with Shoulder-Fired Rocket Launchers?' Mark Ramsey-MovieJuice!
a veritable goldmine of rip-roaring popcorn entertainment, so outrageous in execution yet so disciplined in pacing that it becomes increasingly easier to immerse oneself with each passing second. Katerina Sakkas-FILMINK (Australia)
[A] clever setup undercut by repetitive, sometimes jumbled action and comedy that isn't that amusing in the first place. Mark Dujsik-Mark Reviews Movies
Some promise was there, but "Hansel and Gretel" is ultimately just another January bore that we'll forget by March. Kristian Harloff-Schmoes Know
The effects and make-up stand out, and some of the action sequences packed a punch, but the film was just too dull and predictable to help it rise above the January heap. Mark Ellis-Schmoes Know
The good news is that the actors appear to be having fun. The bad news is that we're not. Bilge Ebiri-Vulture
"Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" could be a poster-movie for the exact type of gratuitously gun-heavy Hollywood flick that is being blamed for planting seeds of violence in young viewers. Cole Smithey-ColeSmithey.com
I counted at least six occasions when Renner could've led with, "This ... is my BOOM STICK." Pete Vonder Haar-Houston Press
Full of exploding heads and set in that weird movie land where the people still ride horses, light their homes with candles and possess automatic weapons... Michael A. Smith-MediaMikes
Automatic weapons? Bows that shoot bunches of arrows? Brain death for a plot? Witchery and demonic doings not even close to what the Brothers Grimm had in mind in 1812. Gary Wolcott-Tri-City Herald
Much like the candy that lures in Hansel and Gretel, Wirkola's fairy tale transformation is a tasty indulgence - admittedly not for everybody, but a treat for those with the proper sweet tooth. Matt Donato-We Got This Covered
Wirkola seems to have been aiming for something campy and irreverent. A melding of 'Princess Bride' and 'Witches' perhaps? He misses badly, thanks to the leaden, cliché-riddled script Glenn Lovell-CinemaDope
Viewers can expect a level of gore that in comparison makes Django Unchained look as wholesome as The Vow (OK, maybe not quite). The bloodletting at least breaks up the monotony of the fight sequences. Matt Brunson-Creative Loafing
Preposterous and blood-splattering - not even with the price of admission, let alone the added 3-D surcharge. Susan Granger-SSG Syndicate
Even the 3D feels listless and dead. Rob Vaux-Mania.com
If the very title has you rolling your eyes, don't even bother. If, however, it makes you think you'd like to see their further adventures, by all means take a chance. Daniel M. Kimmel-Sci-Fi Movie Page
Even the most immature of viewers will find this to be dumb, messy, empty and an even bigger waste of Renner's talent than The Avengers. Christopher Campbell-Film School Rejects
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